Calling Dr. Love

Think your bedside manner is great? Or could it be better?
Are you a bombshell in the boudoir? Or a bomb?
Take this test to get your diagnosis and a prescription.

When you step into a shower,
what's the very first thing you wash:

Chest Face Underarms Hair
Chest? Face? Underarms? Hair?
Shoulders Down There Other Images from
the works of
Japanese
artist
Go Hirano
Shoulders? Down There? Other?

Chest

You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose hair.
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Face

Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity are not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find you hard to understand but you are not concerned about what they think. You are a very self-centered person. You are an average sex partner, too selfish and absorbed in self-pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who choose down there and other.
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Underarms

You are a dependable and hardworking person. Generally a very popular person, very down to earth and willing to help others. You get yourself into trouble because you can't tell whether people are genuine. Very poor sex partners, you are the working type with average talent.Your best partner in life will be those who choose shoulders.
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Hair

Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals that are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are, but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please others. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who choose chest and down there.
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Shoulders

A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type has been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power are also important to you, but your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who choose underarms are your only chance.
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Down There

Shy type. You lack self-confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends since others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily at the first opportunity. However, you make an above-average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who choose face and hair.
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Other

You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find them hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who choose face.
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